the-official-nasa:

amazingmars:

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

rubyfruitjumble:

Psychic: reads my mind
My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

literal-ghost:

jupitersaurus:

laclefdescoeurs:

The most disturbing image of the Christ Child that I’ve ever come across:

I feel like he’s going to try and sell me a used car.

sonoanthony:

If our conversations are dry and fall off its definitely your fault cus i can talk about anything for days but I will never force a conversation 

mrcrockervevo:

just-shower-thoughts:

Christian people say, “no one is born gay”, but no one is born Christian either.

whoop there it is